Uganda Series โ Part 5: Lions in Trees, Leopards in Style, and Hippos Everywhere
From Kibale to the Equator โ A Quick Hemisphere Hop,
From Kibale, we drove to Queen Elizabeth National ParkโUgandaโs crown jewel of safari experiences. We made a short stop at the equator where we were able to stand on both the Northern and Southern Hemispheres. An interesting psychological experience, but nothing else.

On our way to Queen Elizabeth National Park we stopped at the equator.
Mweya Safari Lodge โ Views, Beers, and Unexpected Dinner Guests
We arrived in the late afternoon and checked into Mweya Safari Lodge. The hotel is very comfortable, with spacious rooms and stunning lake views. The food is decent, the service is good, and the bungalows are spread out over a large area. After checkโin (and again before checkโout), they ferry guests and luggage to the rooms by buggy, which is a nice touch. You can request buggy transport during your stay too, but itโs actually quite pleasant to stroll around โ so we didnโt bother.
Especially because animals wander through the grounds stopping by for snacks as if itโs their neighborhood cafรฉ. Luckily, only the herbivores showed up. With that reassurance, taking it easy with a cold beer felt like the only sensible plan.

The View from the Mweya Lodge Restaurant Balcony

There were warthogs everywhere having an early dinner

โฆ and obviously monkeys
Day 7 โ OffโTrail Safari With VIP Access
Day 7 began with another early game drive. This time, a ranger joined us and used radio tracking to locate lions and leopards. We were allowed to drive off the designated trails, which we didnโt even know was an option. Our agent hadnโt mentioned that this little upgrade was booked for us. Turns out that for a couple of hundred dollars, youโre allowed to leave the official tracks and get much closer to the animals. Tourists who didnโt pay the extra fee were parked 40โ50 meters away, squinting through binoculars while we were practically making eye contact. Huge thanks to our agent for booking it.
We stayed in the car, of course, but being only 3โ4 meters (10โ12 feet) away felt surreal. The animals didnโt seem to care. Theyโve probably seen enough wideโeyed tourists to know weโre harmless.
The TreeโClimbing Lions of Ishasha

He was staring at us, and we were staring at him
In the Ishasha sector of Queen Elizabeth National Park, lions have taken up an unusual hobby: tree climbing. Unlike your average lion (assuming you keep one as a casual acquaintance), the Ishasha lions climb fig and acacia trees to get away from the heat and the local insect mafia and obviously starring in National Geographic documentaries. Itโs a bit like finding a secret rooftop lounge in the middle of the wilderness.
This rare behavior has earned them quite the reputation among safari visitors, who might come expecting the usual roar but instead catch a glimpse of a lion lying on a branch.

Iโm not sure I would have enjoyed hanging on a branch like this lioness

There were still some lions who preferred a more conservative position
The Safari Buffet โ Giraffes, Leopards, Elephants, and More
We saw giraffes gracefully galloping with their calves, buffalos staring us down like bouncers at a nightclub, elegant antlered kobs and topis, and elephants communicating in mysterious ways. It was the full safari buffet.

Weโve never seen a leopard so close anywhere else

Not sure what they were saying to each other
Kazinga Channel Cruise โ Hippos, Birds, Baboons and More Hippos
In the afternoon, we cruised the Kazinga Channel, which connects Lake Edward and Lake George. With over 95 mammal species and 600+ bird species in the park, the boat ride was a photographerโs dream. We made hundreds of photosโonly a few hereโฆ

The baboons made sure to stay away from the hippos

This waterbuck was chilling by the water (where elseโฆ)

Taking a walk on the shore of Kazinga Channel

Let’s not forget the birds… Painted stork
If youโve ever been stared down by a lion, judged by a buffalo, or ignored by a hippo, tell me (in the comments box below). I promise I wonโt compare trauma levels.
Highlights
- Equator Stop โ Stand in two hemispheres at once. Existential? Yes. Lifeโchanging? Not really.
- Mweya Safari Lodge โ Lake views, cold beer, and zero complaints.
- OffโTrail Game Drive โ Lions, leopards, and buffalo up closeโa safari with VIP access.
- TreeโClimbing Lions of Ishasha โ Lions With Hollywood Attitude.
- More Safari Wildlife Buffet โ Giraffes, kobs, topis, elephants, buffalos and more.
- Kazinga Channel Cruise โ Hippos, birds, monkeys, hippos, birds, monkeysโฆ
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