Tired of generic “Contact Us” pages?

If you’ve got a strong opinion about whether penguins count as “wildlife encounters,” this is the place to unload it. You can also share information about captivating experiences, restaurant and hotel reviews, recommendations about this website and any other idea that you might have and no one else (but me) would appreciate. If you don’t know what only I would appreciate, read a bit more about me.

How to Reach Me

  • Carrier Pigeon:
    Still in beta testing. Results may vary.

What You Shouldn’t Contact Me About

  • Offers to “grow my blog traffic” (I prefer organic snark, thanks)
  • Anything involving pyramid schemes, or “life-changing opportunities”

Final Note

If you don’t hear back immediately, assume I’m either:

  1. Lost in a cave,
  2. Developing a new webpage in WordPress
  3. Editing photos of penguins until they look like they belong in Vogue.

Patience is a virtue. Or so I’ve been told.