Tag: Mountain Gorillas

  • A Family Gathering Where You’re the Awkward Cousin — and a Walking Safari for Dessert

    A Family Gathering Where You’re the Awkward Cousin — and a Walking Safari for Dessert

    Uganda Series Part 7: Gorillas Ignoring Us, Buffalos Disliking Us, and Us Loving Every Minute

    After a pretty chilly night, we woke before 7 a.m., grabbed a quick breakfast, and headed to the park office for orientation. The weather was foggy, around 17°C (62.5°F)—perfect for gorilla tracking. Like with the chimp tracking, we were split into groups led by a ranger and a couple of scouts armed with rifles… just in case a forest elephant decided to make a surprise appearance. (Highly unlikely, but better safe than sorry).

    Morning fog over Bwindi Impenetrable National Park

    Bwindi Impenetrable National Park misty in the morning

    During orientation, we were reminded that although the Mountain Gorillas are habituated to humans, they’re still wild animals. That means keep your voice low, your movements slow, and your ego even lower. Running is strictly discouraged—unless, of course, you see the rangers run. Then, by all means, good luck.

    Start of gorilla tracking trail in Bwindi

    Here we started gorilla tracking

    The trek itself was a full-on jungle adventure. We pushed through dense, humid vegetation with no visible paths—just machete‑wielding guides carving out trails. We climbed steep slopes, clung to branches and roots like amateur Tarzans, and crossed a narrow river via a tree stem that definitely hadn’t passed any safety inspections. A few people slipped, but nothing tragic—unless you count the dramatic gasps from the group. I’m not sure what color their behinds turned after those landings, but no one was brave enough to admit the pain.

    The porters were calm, helpful, and clearly used to watching tourists wrestle with gravity. We felt safe and well-supported the entire time.

    Narrow creek crossing during Bwindi gorilla trek

    The narrow creek we had to cross on our way to the gorillas

    Eventually, we stopped to put on our masks—a pandemic requirement that still holds. That’s when we knew we were close. And then… boom. The silverback appeared right in front of us. The proof is in the short clip below, filmed by my fearless wife. Sure, the quality isn’t Hollywood‑level, and the clip is quite short, but honestly — let’s see you hold a camera steady while a 200‑kg gorilla charges straight at you.

    He was in full “protect‑my‑family” mode, charging toward us like a very motivated refrigerator on legs. We had to hold our ground, lower our eyes, and radiate non‑confrontational energy. Easier said than done when a 200‑kg gorilla is making direct eye contact. We didn’t run, but we definitely redefined the word “retreat”.

    One of the rangers smacked a nearby bush with his machete, and just like that, the tension evaporated. The silverback simply wanted to remind us who’s boss—and it was absolutely not us.

    Silverback watching his family

    The Silverback makes sure that the family is safe

    SIlverback eating

    Then he started eating and didn’t care we were watching

    For the next hour, I stood in silent awe, mesmerized by these magnificent creatures. They’re so human-like, yet so profoundly different. I didn’t speak a word. My wife now jokes that she’ll bring me back to the gorillas anytime she wants a break from my endless commentary.

    The whole family was there—about 16 individuals, from babies to elders. They went about their business, completely unfazed by our presence. Even the silverback seemed more interested in munching leaves and scratching his belly than in us.

    Young gorilla eating green branches in Bwindi forest

    They mainly eat the leaves, but sometimes also the green branches

    This youngster was 5 years old and mature enough to feed himself

    Being that close to such powerful yet gentle animals is an experience that photos can only hint at. Chimps are fascinating, but gorillas? Gorillas are soul‑stirring.

    Gorilla mom and small baby in Bwindi

    So human…Or should I say, we’re so much like them…

    Me and some members of the family in the background

    After an hour that felt like five minutes, we had to leave. The hike back was smoother, the weather was perfect, and the rainforest seemed to reward us with every step. At the park entrance, we received certificates acknowledging our contribution to conservation—proof that we helped keep these gentle giants wild and thriving. (Also proof that we survived the tree‑stem river crossing.)

    There are domestic flights from Kisoro to Entebbe via Bar Aviation or Aerolink, but they come with a strict 15‑kg soft‑bag limit. Anything extra is subject to the airline’s mood and math. We opted for the road trip instead—not just because it saved us a few hundred dollars per person, but because it gave us one last chance to meet more animals.

    The drive from Bwindi to Kampala takes about nine hours without stops. We broke it up with an overnight stay at Lake Mburo National Park, roughly halfway to Entebbe.

    We stayed at Mihingo Lodge, which was quite nice. The cabins are spacious but spread over a large area (ours was quite far from the main entrance).

    View from Mihingo Lodge Lake Mburo Uganda

    View of Lake Mburo from our cabin at Mihingo Lodge

    The food was quite good both at lunch and dinner. Meals were served on a terrace overlooking the park and a waterhole where animals casually dropped by for a drink—the wildlife version of happy hour.

    It’s Happy Hour at Lake Mburo

    The next morning, we went on a walking safari. No predators here, just zebras (which we hadn’t seen in other parks), giraffes, antelopes, and buffalos. It was a refreshing change from game drives—more intimate, more… grounded.

    Giraffes seen on foot in Lake Mburo National Park

    Giraffes we saw while walking in Lake Mburo National Park

    Zebras during Lake Mburo walking safari

    …and a family of zebras

    We stayed on designated paths with a guide, so there was no real danger. One of the buffalos gave us a stare that said, “I see you and I don’t like you,” but kept its distance. We returned the favor.

    Buffalo staring at visitors at Lake Mburo waterhole

    This buffalo was not so happy seeing us hanging out at his watering hole

    Sadly, we couldn’t visit Kampala due to a reported Ebola case. I was especially disappointed to miss the dungeons where over 200,000 people were imprisoned, tortured, and killed under Idi Amin’s regime. It’s a disturbing but important place—one that forces reflection and remembrance.

    Instead, we headed to Entebbe and spent two relaxing days by the pool at the Protea Marriott Resort. Not quite the same as confronting history, but a peaceful way to end an unforgettable journey.

    • Bwindi Foggy Morning Trek – Perfect weather for gorilla tracking, less perfect for waking up early.
    • Orientation Wisdom – Stay quiet, stay slow, and if the rangers run—run faster.
    • Gorilla Family Time – Babies, elders, and a silverback who preferred leaves to tourists.
    • Silent Awe Achievement – One full hour of speechlessness.
    • Lake Mburo Walking Safari – Zebras, giraffes, and a buffalo with strong opinions about your presence.
    • Mihingo Lodge Views – Terrace dining with wildlife drop‑ins.

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  • Mountain Gorilla Tracking: Practical Information (and Impractical Realities)

    Mountain Gorilla Tracking: Practical Information (and Impractical Realities)


    Ever since I was a small child, I’ve been a devout follower of the French saying garder pour la bonne bouche—“save the best for last.” Originally meant for dessert, I’ve generously applied it to life’s finer experiences.

    So naturally, we saved our mountain gorilla tracking adventure in Bwindi Impenetrable National Park for the end of our trip. Because nothing says “grand finale” like trekking through dense rainforest to meet creatures who could bench‑press your entire hiking group without breaking a sweat.

    Many of lakes on the beautiful road to Bwindi

    The drive from Queen Elizabeth National Park was beautiful: the Virunga Mountains in the background, terraces of tea plantations, and quite a few lakes scattered around. The distance isn’t huge, but we already knew that Ugandan roads have a charming habit of inventing reasons not to be fast.

    Road to Bwindi Impenetrable National Park with Virunga Mountains in background

    Yet another beautiful spot on the way to Bwindi

    Lots of tea plantations on the way to Bwindi

    Tea plantations on the drive to Bwindi Uganda

    Morning mist over Bwindi

    Ugandan roads have this charming habit of inventing reasons not to be fast…

    After another 4.5‑hour drive, we arrived at the Gorilla Doctors Headquarters. A very patient doctor gave us a one‑hour presentation on their work—balancing medical intervention with letting Nature “do its thing,” which sounds noble until you remember that Nature’s thing often involves parasites, infections, and the occasional broken limb.

    We learned that about half of the world’s mountain gorillas (roughly 500) live in Bwindi, and that it takes six years to habituate a gorilla family to humans. Six years. That’s almost as long as the average marriage in North America.

    There are 24 habituated gorilla families, each visited once a day by one group for one hour. The rest of the time, they’re left in peace—unlike most celebrities.

    I usually don’t mention places that are forgettable, but Ichumbi Gorilla Lodge deserves a special shoutout for redefining mediocrity.

    The food was pompous and bad, the rooms were generously sized but not very clean, and the shower offered a thrilling game of “Will It Be Hot?” (Spoiler: it won’t).

    The staff seemed to be practicing customer service as performance art—abstract, confusing, and mostly absent.

    We chose it for its proximity to the park entrance, which is a bit like choosing a dentist based on parking availability. Just… don’t.

    Despite the lodge, nothing could ruin the experience of seeing mountain gorillas in their natural habitat.

    Bwindi is a UNESCO World Heritage Site located at 1,200–2,600 meters (4,000–8,500 feet), but at least for us, it didn’t mean our lungs had to file a complaint.

    Gorillas aren’t territorial, but they do build nests and wander for food. Each morning, trackers locate the families and inform rangers of their whereabouts. Visitors are split into groups of eight, and depending on where your assigned family is, your hike can range from a breezy two hours to a six‑hour mud‑wrestling match with gravity.

    We, being “vintage” travelers (read: not 22 and invincible), were assigned a relatively close group—just three hours round‑trip. Moderately fit and supported by a porter ($20 for the entire job), we managed fine.

    Our porter didn’t carry much, but they were invaluable when the trail turned into a slip‑and‑slide. Hiring a porter is highly recommended—not just for your knees, but because it supports the local community.

    • Minimum age: 15. Probably because teenagers are famously respectful and quiet in nature.
    • If you’re sick, you’re not supposed to go. They didn’t check, but better not to test them.
    • Maintain a 7‑meter distance. This is a “guideline,” not a law—our photos show we were much closer.
    • No flash photography. Gorillas don’t appreciate paparazzi.
    • No sipping or snacking. Unless you’re cool with sharing… with someone who bench‑presses trees.
    • No touching. Not that you’d dare.

    Your clothes will get muddy. Accept it. Wear old stuff you won’t cry over.

    Bright colors and military camouflage are banned—because nothing says “I’m harmless” like dressing like a mercenary.

    Long pants, long sleeves, and gardening gloves are essential. Not for fashion, but for keeping your skin intact. The rainforest is full of branches that attack without warning and insects that treat your ankles like an all‑you‑can‑eat buffet.

    Rain is inevitable, so bring a raincoat and waterproof pants. Sturdy trekking shoes are also recommended. Tuck your pants into your socks or, even better, wear gaiters unless you want to discover new species crawling up your legs.

    And yes, you’re at the equator. Sunscreen, sunglasses, insect repellent, and a hat are your best friends.

    • Scenic Drive to Bwindi – Virunga Mountains, tea terraces, and lakes—just don’t expect to get there fast.
    • Gorilla Doctors Presentation – A crash course in primate medicine, parasites, and why “letting Nature do its thing” is a mixed blessing.
    • Gorilla Habituation Facts – Six years to get gorillas used to humans.
    • Ichumbi Gorilla Lodge – Spacious but cold rooms, poor service, and a shower that doubles as a guessing game. Not worth the experience.
    • Bwindi Impenetrable National Park – UNESCO site with altitude, attitude, and gorillas who couldn’t care less about your cardio level.
    • Gorilla Tracking Success – Not‑too‑difficult trek, mud, sweat, and porters who saved our knees and dignity.
    • Close Encounter with Gorillas – Lounging, snacking, and ignoring us completely—celebrity behavior without the ego.
    • What to Wear – Mud‑friendly gear, rain protection, and insect repellent.

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